Tuesday, 11 March 2008

Saved by the bell

Rosenthal managed to produce another Jays article while continuing to spread rumours of Stewa-....sorry Johnson's availability. Jays fans, I have great news for you!

Armando Benitez just signed with the Jays! Yeah! We got ourselves a proven closer! Finally, JP has come through and fixed the bullpen. Take that, JP haters!

What's that?

I'm being told by my editor that, in fact, it's not 2004.

Oh. Right. It's 2008. He hasn't had a sub 4.5 ERA since 2004. I think the thought bubble in the photo really expresses my feelings toward Benitez.


1 comment:

The Southpaw said...

One thing Benitez is still good at is making fans/teammates hate him. That counts for something, right?